Today's Track : Tori Amos - Lovesong (live)

5 Reasons Why I Suspect Christmas is Coming Early This Year

1. Last night while watching WWF Raw, a girl’s nipple inadvertently popped out of her wrestling outfit after she got tossed off the wrestling canvas.


2. Wanda, my little SHIT (Super Hero In Training) aka Sidekick Sonia, bought me Murakami’s Norwegian Wood on her most recent book shopping spree.


3. I’ve already got 2 snowboarding trips to Mt Tremblant booked in the next 2 months.


4. My parents haven’t yet killed, given away, cooked or eaten my insolent dog.


5. I’m no longer longing for things that were only a mirage of happiness.